
When you finally get to move in with your spouse and spend more than three nights in a row together you learn a few things.
1. We both wear retainers to bed roughly once a week
2. John likes to jump out and scare me
3. Just because we're family doesn't mean we can share socks
4. I can't let John use my chap stick because he will snag a chunk with his finger, rather than apply directly to his lips
5. John thinks that if he is awake early in the morning that I should be too, even if its 6:00 A.M.

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